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    Scrambled Eggs

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    Jimmy Fallon feat. Paul McCartney

Scrambled Eggs - Jimmy Fallon feat. Paul McCartney

Scrambled eggs
Oh my baby how I love your legs
Not as much as I love scrambled eggs
Oh we should eat some scrambled eggs

Waffle fries
Oh my darling how I love your thighs
Not as much as I love waffle fries
Oh have you tried the waffle fries

They are
So damn good that they should be illegal
They’re like
Regular fries but they’re shaped like a waffle

Chicken wings…
“Chicken wings? No, no, no… Vegetarian, no chicken wings.”
“Oh, I forgot, it was actually…”
Tofu wings
Oh my baby when I hear you sing
All I think about is tofu wings
Oh did you bring the tofu wings

There’s a
Place I know where I go for kick-ass wings
We could
Even get a side of onion rings

Scrambled eggs
Oh my baby how I love your legs
Not as much as I love scrambled eggs
Oh let’s go get some scrambled eggs

yes. this all day long. i love paul.

(Source: New York Daily News)

richardhenryparkinstarkey:

tehbeatles:

I normally don’t do serious giveaways, but I’m going to do this just one time because:
1) It’s Ringo Starr’s Birthday
2) I seriously need to get rid of these
3) There could be people who would really enjoy owning one of these bad boys
So I’m giving away these three wristbands that my mom caught when we went to the Capitol Records building in Los Angeles to celebrate Ringo Starr’s 74th birthday.  On one side, it’s got three stars in it (R***), and on the other it says “Peace and Love”.  It’s very Ringoesque as you can tell.  Ringo threw these white wristbands that my mom caught, as you can see pictured above.  Well, my mom got three extra and we don’t know what to do with it so I told her that I’m going to give it away to people on the internet so yeah.  Anyway requirements:
You don’t have to follow me, but it’d be nice if you did
Only reblogs will be considered
I don’t care how many times you reblog tbh so reblog away
You gotta have your askbox open
And yeah you gotta be okay with giving your address to me because how the hell will you get this?
I’ll try my best to ship anywhere, so anyone around the world can participate
I’m gonna film myself randomly selecting winners using my ti-84 and fancy random number picking shit I learned from stats so you won’t say that I’m being biased
The giveaway ends next week on July 14, 2014 at 9pm PST 
Good luck and please reblog, I’m desperate to get rid of these lmao

that’s… what i want ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


please!
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richardhenryparkinstarkey:

tehbeatles:

I normally don’t do serious giveaways, but I’m going to do this just one time because:
1) It’s Ringo Starr’s Birthday
2) I seriously need to get rid of these
3) There could be people who would really enjoy owning one of these bad boys
So I’m giving away these three wristbands that my mom caught when we went to the Capitol Records building in Los Angeles to celebrate Ringo Starr’s 74th birthday.  On one side, it’s got three stars in it (R***), and on the other it says “Peace and Love”.  It’s very Ringoesque as you can tell.  Ringo threw these white wristbands that my mom caught, as you can see pictured above.  Well, my mom got three extra and we don’t know what to do with it so I told her that I’m going to give it away to people on the internet so yeah.  Anyway requirements:
You don’t have to follow me, but it’d be nice if you did
Only reblogs will be considered
I don’t care how many times you reblog tbh so reblog away
You gotta have your askbox open
And yeah you gotta be okay with giving your address to me because how the hell will you get this?
I’ll try my best to ship anywhere, so anyone around the world can participate
I’m gonna film myself randomly selecting winners using my ti-84 and fancy random number picking shit I learned from stats so you won’t say that I’m being biased
The giveaway ends next week on July 14, 2014 at 9pm PST 
Good luck and please reblog, I’m desperate to get rid of these lmao

that’s… what i want ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


please!
Zoom Info

richardhenryparkinstarkey:

tehbeatles:

I normally don’t do serious giveaways, but I’m going to do this just one time because:

1) It’s Ringo Starr’s Birthday

2) I seriously need to get rid of these

3) There could be people who would really enjoy owning one of these bad boys

So I’m giving away these three wristbands that my mom caught when we went to the Capitol Records building in Los Angeles to celebrate Ringo Starr’s 74th birthday.  On one side, it’s got three stars in it (R***), and on the other it says “Peace and Love”.  It’s very Ringoesque as you can tell.  Ringo threw these white wristbands that my mom caught, as you can see pictured above.  Well, my mom got three extra and we don’t know what to do with it so I told her that I’m going to give it away to people on the internet so yeah.  Anyway requirements:

  • You don’t have to follow me, but it’d be nice if you did
  • Only reblogs will be considered
  • I don’t care how many times you reblog tbh so reblog away
  • You gotta have your askbox open
  • And yeah you gotta be okay with giving your address to me because how the hell will you get this?
  • I’ll try my best to ship anywhere, so anyone around the world can participate
  • I’m gonna film myself randomly selecting winners using my ti-84 and fancy random number picking shit I learned from stats so you won’t say that I’m being biased

The giveaway ends next week on July 14, 2014 at 9pm PST 

Good luck and please reblog, I’m desperate to get rid of these lmao

that’s… what i want ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

please!

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